Friday Five-Crime
written @ 10:58 a.m. on 2003-07-18

Friday Five

1. When was the last time you cheated? I don't remember, probably the last time I played asshole, which was a few years ago.

2. When was the last time you stole? God, that was forever ago. It was when I was accused of stealing in a store in WEM, I was holding something when I was pushed out of the store, the clerks called security, I was put in cuffs. At the time I thought it was funny, because the last thing I would steal is a giant, bright yellow, stuffed bird. I was in a holding cell for hours, until a bunch of people comfirmed my story. It was hugely embarrassing. The light kept flicking in the cell, I had a migrane. My friends bought me that stupid bird for my birthday 2 weeks later. I could have killed them. I have never been in to a Sanfrancico store since. This was about 7 years ago. By the way, I was let go with appologies.

3. When was the last time you lied? Not that long ago, I do it all the time when people I don't like phone and ask me to watch their kids. You know, the I'm swamped excuse. I know not the best way to deal, but whatever.

4. When was the last time you broke or vandalized another's property? When I was 5 I broke into my neighbours basement window while they were on vaction, to play with my friends doll house. I got caught and was horse whipped by my real father. I wasn't allowed to play with my friend ever again.

5. When was the last time you hurt a loved one? Physically, yesterday when I put cream on Peter's back. He was shaking so bad I thought he would cry. Emotionally, a few weeks ago when Sydney said I was the worst mom in the world, I said the go get yourself a new one. She cried, I cried, it was a big mess. I really should have thought before I said that one.

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